{the basics}

name: Jessica Dean Bardoult

date of birth: January 11, 1979

age: 23, for those of you who failed arithmetic

height: just under 5'5"

weight: 96lbs. honest.

hair color: natural, dark brown; otherwise, black, navy, or violet

eye color: brown

race: caucasian

{societal data}

marital status: married

political affliation: none

religious affiliation: non-denominational christianity?

number of siblings: none

parents: divorced nearly two decades, both living

education: graduated high school with honors, tried college, dropped out after two months

employment: domestic parasite, writer, musician, and whatever else I say I am

children: none. ever.

pets: Endia and Greta, my two lovely, albiet destructive felines